You Might Be A Redneck If...
WANNA CONTRIBUTE?

Josh Jenkins (He told most of them happened to him)dow-C.R.
1. your grandma asks for shotgun shells for Christmas.
2. your house is on wheels and your car is on cinder blocks.
3. you pay more attention to your dog than your children.
4. your mom has a spit can.
WRESTLING
5. you have more hair on your back than your head.
6. a shotgun is your security system.

7. you were born in a barn.

8. your mom is also your aunt.
HUMOR
YMB A REDNECK IF...
9. your family tree is a straight line
10. you might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks!-Anlrglls